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Sure, that Mediterranean-looking guy with the dark hair, chiseled abs, and abundant bravado can pull off wearing those tight, skimpy swim shorts and nothing else. But on you' Um, no. You'd be much better off with a set of casual sandals, Hawaiian board shorts, and the Columbia Italian Bonehead Shirt. Add a margarita to your right hand and you have a beach-ready look that's light-years ahead of your Mediterranean friend.