DESCRIPTION

After the captain choked on a bagel, and after the copilot knocked himself unconscious trying to dislodge it with a long series of poorly executed abdominal thrusts, a nervous-sounding flight attendant got on the intercom and asked if there was anyone on board who knew how to fly a plane. Before panic had a chance to grip your fellow passengers, you pulled a trusty pair of aviator shades from your Timbuk2 Copilot Carry On Rolling Bag and began walking towards the cockpit with the kind of stride that only heroes know how to pull off.